I just wanted to make a note that the experiences of those who live in the Diamond District’s (infamous?) G-Block live a very different life from those of us who live in other parts of the District. Not that I’m whining, you should just realize that there are some major differences in your experiences. Here’s a list of things I’ve noted:

• Your beds are amazing. Our beds are wooden.
• Your flats are decorated. Ours are plain jane.
• Your kitchens are outfitted with machines that heat food. In ours this is not guaranteed.
• Your flats come furnished with living plants. Ours most definitely do not.
• Your furniture is poofy and comfortable. Ours is not poofy (but is generally comfortable).
• You generally have few people and many rooms. We generally have one room per person (but sometimes more people than rooms).
• Your block is secured by a 3-5 person security team. Ours are protected by one guy…who’s generally asleep.

Am I missing anything?