{"id":310,"date":"2006-04-16T00:09:19","date_gmt":"2006-04-16T00:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/?p=310"},"modified":"2006-04-16T00:09:19","modified_gmt":"2006-04-16T00:09:19","slug":"oodles-of-matzo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/archives\/310","title":{"rendered":"Oodles of Matzo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve held out for too many days of passover without getting Matzo, so on the way home tonight I stopped by Kroger to pick some up. It turns out they only sell matzo in sets of 5 boxes. In each box there are roughly 10-12 big giant crackers. Now, I don&#8217;t think my entire family goes through 5 boxes of Matzo during Passover, so how in the heck am I gonna get even close to finishing? I have about 50 pieces of matzo here, and am considering handing them out as give-aways at my capstone presentation on Thursday. Long story short, if you want some Matzo, let me know&#8230;you can have all you can eat&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve held out for too many days of passover without getting Matzo, so on the way home tonight I stopped by Kroger to pick some up. It turns out they only sell matzo in sets of 5 boxes. In each box there are roughly 10-12 big giant crackers. Now, I don&#8217;t think my entire family [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}