{"id":14,"date":"2004-10-05T08:08:41","date_gmt":"2004-10-05T08:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/?p=14"},"modified":"2004-10-05T08:08:41","modified_gmt":"2004-10-05T08:08:41","slug":"double-entries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/archives\/14","title":{"rendered":"Double Entries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I must say, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m absolutely impressed that people find time to update their blogs many times in a single day.  It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s great for the readers, but how do these people find the time?  It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s really <i>that<\/i> hard to do, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just that once I update my blog, I generally forget about it completely for the rest of the day.  To each his (or her) own I guess.  <\/p>\n<p> So I looked at the little Microsoft calendar a minute ago and realized that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my half birthday!  That means that you have exactly 6 months to finish building my birthday present\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6better get to it.  Does anybody out there celebrate half birthdays anymore?  I feel like when you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re 6 your half birthday is of utmost importance.  You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re like, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yeah, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m 6 <i>and a half<\/i>, so I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m older than you.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  Then the other kid is like, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh yeah, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m gonna be 6 <i>and three quarters<\/i>, and my older brother could beat your dad up!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  Ahh to be in first grade again\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6or was it second?  Either way, I plan on celebrating my <i>Half<\/i> (ooh, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve created jargon) to its fullest extent.  <\/p>\n<p> I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll try to post again later today\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6but chances are I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll forget about blogging just as soon as I post this one\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p> BTW, here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a shout out to Tami, the sister of all sisters.  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What up girl, whhaaaat whhaaat?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  (That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not even an inside joke\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6)<\/p>\n<p> -j<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I must say, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m absolutely impressed that people find time to update their blogs many times in a single day. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s great for the readers, but how do these people find the time? It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s really that hard to do, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just that once I update my blog, I generally forget about it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/josh.ev9.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}